dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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(via legalmexican)

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(Source: xylemphone, via hate)

the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

(Source: shepardism, via unprime)

babygoatsandfriends:

breebade:

A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.

thats hilarious

(via distraction)

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

(Source: mycroft, via departured)

recurrings:

basically everyone hates teen wolf until they start watching teen wolf

(via gimenchis)

aculthood:

"what do you want to do with your life?"image

(via xourlittleinfinity)